This is actually a joke from Asharf Ali Thanvi’s book or some other scholar of his school of thought…
still a good one …Rule to remember: Talking in Salah about other things breaks the salah…
Aik din mohallay kee masjid main namaz ho rahee thee..
Imam sahab dhuhr kee jamaat kar wa rahay thay..
Achanak aik namazee ko cheenk agayee…
tau woh bola " Alhamodolillah"
Is par saath walay namazee nay jawab diya “tumhain pata naheen namaz main naheen bol saktay?”
Foran aik teesra aur bola “tum dono chup ho jao …tum dono kee namaz kharab ho rahaee heay!”
Is shor par Imam sahab kee taraf say awaz ayee
“Shukar heay main naheen bola…warna tum sab kee namaz ka bera gharq ho gayay hota”