Heard a nice one lately.
There were some guests comming to this guys house so he told his 5 year old kid :
“Baita jub Tariq sahab aur unkey family hamaray ghar ain tow unkey naak ka zikir na karna.”
the kid promised not to talk about the naak of Tariq Khan.
So in the evening Tariq sahab knocked the door the whole family went to the door to greet Tariq sahab and his family.
When they opened the door the kid exclaimed loudly:
“Abbu aap nay kaha tha kah Tariq sahab key naak ka zikir na karna magar in key tow naak hee nahi hay.”
