A Sardarji happened to participate in a competition, which was
about writing the shortest story. The organizers had put a
condition that a story must have four ingredients viz. religion,
sex, suspense and mystery.Sardarji’s turn came after many attempts by others. Sardarji gave a
story, which was just one sentence and read“Oh god, my wife is going to deliver a child”.
Ostensibly amused, the organizers asked the sardarji whether it
contained all the four ingredients !! Sardarji replied
affirmatively and gave his explanation as below:Oh god : religion
My wife: sex
Going to deliver a child: suspense (whether a girl or a boy)
“Okay… but where is the mystery ?” asked one of the organizers.
The sardar replied : who is the father ??
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