A busload of politicians (including Benazir, Nawaz Sharif, Altaf Hussain, Imran Khan etc.) were driving down a country road in Pakistan when, all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an Khait (farmer’s field).
The old Kisaan (farmer/owner of the field), after seeing what happened, went over to investigate. He then proceeded to dig a hole and bury all the politicians. A few days later, the local SHO (Station Head Officer or Thanedaar) came out, saw the crashed bus and asked the old kisaan where all the politicians had gone.
The old Kisaan said he had buried them all.
The Thanedaar asked the old Kisaan, “Were they ALL dead?”
The old kisaan replied, “Well, some of them said they weren’t, but you know how them politicians lie.”
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