my wife can read my mind

[tum-badtameez]

@Stardust09

jhappaye ya jhootaye?

Dude, I dont understand why you’re still in this?

shadi ek hi bar hoti hai bilkul jaisay pyar ek bar hota hai.

@Ma_Mooli

stalker alert

wait till you get home…Jaanu

@saba22

Jaanu I knew you would open a thread here. I could sense it. Mujhay pata tha.

You know why I follow you everywhere? I follow you to your office so I can see you. You work such long hours. I read your emails because PTV is so boring these days. Mirch masala hona chahiye. I hold your coat outside the bathroom so it doesn’t get wet. After all, mujhay dohna parta hai. Your mum doesn’t even help me.

You know babe…achi baat hai ke mein tumharay thoughts aur feelings ko janti hoon. It shows understanding and love. Pyar bharta hai.

oh my duplicate wives.I am confused which one is the real one.

Saba 22: i apologize but you donot understand what i go through.I love you too much .i cant live without you but i need some space .Coats can be hung inside bathrooms .it shows nothing but your lack of trust towards me. Dekho ab duniya wale bhi batein karnay lagay hein

[Ma_Mooli]

Re: my wife can read my mind

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[Decent_6Chora]

Re: my wife can read my mind

does she know you are posting here about her?

bohat pitiee honee hai tumharee ager usey pata chal gaya tu

[Mabrook]

Re: my wife can read my mind

well if she could read ur mind she wouldn't hav to follow u n wait for u outside the washroom. may b u r being too complicated for her to understand as well.

[Magic_8_Ball]

Re: my wife can read my mind

Do the same to her.

1) When she goes to the bathroom, follow her and faithfully stand outside the door so that your face will be the first she sees when she comes out. To annoy her further, ask "Did you use air refreshener snookums?" ...each and every time she comes out.

2) If she reads every email you receive..... send crazy e-mails to YOURSELF about how annoying she is and let her read them. When she asks why you're emailing your own self, tell her you enjoy talking to yourself.

3) Stare at her while she's sleeping. In the event she wakes up in the middle of the night, she'll be creeped out finding you staring at her.

4) Don't give her the chance to come to your office. Call her ever 5 minutes. Email her every 5 minutes, so that her inbox is flooded with emails from you.

5) Follow her around in the small space of your kitchen while she's cooking. This will annoy her because you'll be getting in the way.

6) When she's talking to her mom/sister/friend on the phone, make sure you sit right next to her and listen to her conversation. If she leaves the room, follow her. Then have the audacity to give her "womanly advice" about the female issues she's discussing on the phone.

7) When you go shopping, follow her and stand really close to her and STARE at her. It'll kill the joy of shopping.

When she loses patience and asks you what your problem is, just tell her "But I thought this would make our marriage stronger because I'm only doing what YOU do to me. Isn't breathing down one's neck a blast?" Maybe, just MAYBE, she'll get the hint. It's a subtle plan my friend. A really subtle plan.

But on a more serious note, what on earth did you do to upset her so?

[waleedhbk]

Re: my wife can read my mind

she must be reading this thread too ....

[Krypton]

Re: my wife can read my mind

ROFL