my wife can read my mind

[Gaia]

@tum-badtameez

jab bhi mei kuch sochta hoon meri wife ko pata chal jata hai .If i lie she can tell i am. What should i do so she doesnt know what i am thinking?
She even fights with me when i dont disagree with her.We have been married for 6 years now but i have been unable to understand my wife.I am very depressed.She follows me everywhere .She comes to see me at office if i dont attend her call.when we go out for dinner and if I have to use washroom she follows me and stands outside of the door.She also reads every email i receive.

You should follow her to the ladies room and stand outside waiting! Also start reading her emails.