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The whole Lal Masjid fiasco is topy drama by CIA agents to prove to world that Pakistanis are a bunch of Mullahs, they are the same ones who are giving money to tribal leaders to do bomb blasts, they are the same ones who bombed the lawyer rallies. It is just their way of destabilizing the country to get in, take over Pakistani man-hood (Nuclear bomb) and make it another Iraq and Afghanistan.

Its time for unity, lets blame everyone.

Oh wait, India is involved somehow .. I don’t know yet but they are ALWAYS involved. Damn vegetarians.

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Good laugh :hehe:

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You know CIA part would not be that much surprising but involvment of india in current situations is a little skeptical.

The reasons being that Busharraf is taking dictations behind the scences from CIA and Pak Army is ally of NATO but not indians.

You got that right.

Mods, please, make the thread stinky.

Thanks

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haan shaid ,, mayb or mayb not.. anh who cares .. but i wish all the parents find their kids .. and their parents find peace. :(

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Heyyy … its no laugh. :mad:

If they can hire a bunch of Saudi lunatics, train them as pilots, then give them box cutters to high jack planes and ram 'em in twin towers, if they can then put some British born Paki guys to wear book bags, record their martyrdom last videos and the let them lose in London, this Islamabad thing is child’s play. Probably planned by some poetry major stupid summer intern at the Home Land Security Office.

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so what’s your point, are ahmedis behind it? they also have a lot of grudge needs to be loaded off..

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They always have a hand, lower than Jews junkies.

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a hand?

I think they have two hands.

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You are right double roti, two hands of devil!

In 54, when their houses were ransacked and their followers beaten in the streets, they took matters in their own hands and started kidnapping the innocent Maulanas and their pious followers.

In 74, when they were boycotted in towns and villages across Pakistan for the utter blasphemy of considering themselves Muslims, when for some of their families drinking water was hard to come by, these hooligans, millions in number, took matters in their own hands and came out on streets, burning tires, looting shops and marching to the capitol.

In 84, when their hate filled azaan was muted, their antagonizing preachers were jailed, their gatherings were banned, and hundreds others were brought to justice for the notorious kalma they say and wear, these terrorists, started ambushing people of importance, like doctors, lawyers, bankers in broad daylight.

And what really pisses me off is that whenever their secret headquarters, which they conveniently call masjid but thanks to the law of the land of this great Islamic Republic of Pakistan are forced to declare as "places of worship" are either demolished (the one in Rawalpindi, I saw the beautiful buldozers ironing it out myself) or forced to close, they do what any fitna parsad would do, suicide bombing!

These cancerous snakes have always been against Pakistan, they never supported the Qaid even called him names, nearly cost us the 65 war with Hindus and lets not forget the numb nuts have yet to produce an intelligent man on earth.

I say lets loose some SSG jiyalas on their Rabwah, oh excuse me, Chanab Nagar, so all our problems go away and Pakistan becomes the greatest nation in the world, the one we truly are.

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but one must ask, what is the "root cause"?

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let me explain it to you in simple terms

when you drink too much root beer
and then you go for a root canal
the root cause of the root canal is the root bear

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My theory is AJ did it..:grumpy: and maybe queer too..especially after having a chapli kebab

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Thank God u didnt say that batakh was involved too:clown:

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People are often good at presenting theories

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Zakk, my good friend, how is life in MI6? :smooth:

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i dont think AJ and queer did it after having chapli kababs. AJ sharif admi hai and the chapli kabab thing is a myth

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Jinnah gave us slogan *"Faith, Unity, Discipline". *


Lets not just blame everyone and have unity about that but do it with ultimate faith that we are always right. I think somehwre discipline will follow, somehow (can some one help in rephrasing this)


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lets not get into your association with swabi :grumpy: for “studies”

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That pretty much sums it all up.

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taleem ke kammi