My take on corruption in Pakistan...

Most of us are corrupt to the extent they can be.

  • Zardari does it in billions, because he can do it in billions

  • Nawaz does it in billions, because he can do it in billions

  • Fazlu does it in millions, coz he cant do it in billions

  • Altaf Bhai does it in millions (and that too CASH only), coz he cant do it in billions

  • Imran does it in 100s of 1000, coz he cant do it in millions and billions

  • You, I and other awam, go to work late, get off early but still charge 8 hours, take stationery from office for kids at home, take medical leave for vacations, charge lunches with family as business lunches, have wrong birth year in birth certificate so kids can graduate early, we do sifarishs, we do rishwat we do all these little corruptions because we cant do it in 1000s, millions or billions.

Jis ki jitni auqat hai, uss level ki corruption kerta hai.

Har shakh pe ullu baitha hai anjam-e-gulistaan kia ho ga
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Re: My take on corruption in Pakistan…

i AGREE 100%…ek chapraasii bhii do Rs 100 le kar aapko saaHab ke kamre meN daakhil hone detaa hai.

jiskii jitnii sakat, ahliyat yaa 'ohda hai vo usii qadar rishwat/nawaazishaat letaa aur detaa hai. jisko raqam nahiiN mil paatii [kiuN k banda Ghareeb hai] to usse vo ek kilo aam hii le letaa hai lol

India meN to ab yeh kahne lage haiN k ‘bhai, tel paanii ke binaa to machine nahiiN chalti’. :cb:

she’r ab yuN paRheN kiuN k yeh ulloo nahiiN haiN bal k lomRii kii taraH hoshiyaar haiN:

har seat pe ghoosii baiThaa hai, anjaam e daftar kia hogaa?