The night when your kids will run a fever of over 102' and will barf with regular intervals one after an other will be the night when you have the house full of out of town inlaws, your husband will be on 36hr straight call, you will have a paper due the next morning. joys of motherhood.
Adds in her list of reasons to refrain from getting married
The day you manage to get to office on time, your boss is off.