My shoes

make too much noise when I walk. People can tell from half a mile that I am coming their way. The people who owe me money hide and I cannot get my money back due to this problem. How do I make them go silent ?
Some of my shoes are ugly how do I make them nice looking ?
Any ideas ?

P.S: Mods do not dare to move this thread to cafe. :asa: It is a serious thread I had to put some mirch masala to make it appealing.
It deals with two household issues and one life1 issue and I need answers, opinions , advice.

Re: My shoes

maybe you need to make a trip to the mall and get yourself some nice shoes...

Easy for you to say. If I needed to do that why would I open this thread ? :silly:

Re: My shoes

maybe because you are kanjoos and don't realize you have to spend some money and get new shoes :p

ok your shoes might be making sound because they are lose...

does this happen only with 1 pair or shoes or all

maybe thats your style of walking..some people shoes makes sound when they walk, no matter which shoes they are making...

my dad is one of them...when my dad gets out from lift...we can hear his shoes sound and say..oh dad has came....lol....

i have a cure for your ugly shoes and they wont look ugly again.sprinkle petrol on it and set them on fire.when the outer skin is burnt throw water on it.now take a can of spray paint of the colour u like probably pink and spray your shoe.place them on your roof in sunlight for three days and three nights.on the fourth day take them off the roof and mircowave them for 20 minutes at warm which will bring about the leather touch in them.
now u got yourself a nice shinny pair of attractive shoe just out of the shelf.
regards

Re: My shoes

^ :rotfl: btw is it Tried and Tested :faizy:

Too much work man , I would rather walk around barefoot than put so much work to make my shoes new again.

Re: My shoes

You mean they “squeak” when you walk? :hmmm:

Can you describe the noise…then i will be able to offer a solution.

Re: My shoes

Yes , yes , they do , chur mur, chur mur. :D

Re: My shoes

hahaha sounds like they have water in them.

Re: My shoes

Either water or sugar coated corn flakes.

:mad:

:smilestar: frosties…

or frosted flakes in yankmanland

:smilestar:

not really but i am sure it will work

See this is the deal. I need to reclaim my money , which I lent to people (life1 issue).
Shoes making noise (household issue)
Ugly shoes (household issue)
Am I right or am I rite ?

CPG industry..yaaaay, now you are way out of your league munnay mian.

oh yes the copy of of frosties/frosted flakes

I forgot you specialize in copies of original :snooty:

oh yeah, i forgot..

here is your
:smilestar: back..

quiz for you, when was the last time this cereal was actually sold? :wink:

Re: My shoes

:smack2:
ugly shoes is fashion & beauty issue mirch bhai:@:

Please refer to post # 17