My research paper

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Re: My research paper

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My research paper:

1. Why are men so happy?
   Because ignorance is bliss.

2. Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for a man then for a
   women?
   Because when it’s time to go back to childhood, he’s already
   there.

3. If a man and a woman fell off a 10-story building at the same
   time,who would reach the ground first?
   The woman, the man would get lost.

4. How do men exercise at the beach?
   By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a woman in a bikini.

5. How do men sort their laundry?
   “Filthy” and “Filthy but Wearable.”

6. Only a man would buy a $500 car and put a $4000 stereo in it.

7. What does a man consider to be quality time with his wife?
   Pulling the sheets over her head and saying, “Great chili, Babe!”

8. A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of?
   Dating children.

9. Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
   To stop the snoring before it starts.

10. How does a man show he’s planning for the future?
    He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

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