My research paper:
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Why are men so happy?
Because ignorance is bliss. -
Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for a man then for a
women?
Because when it’s time to go back to childhood, he’s already
there. -
If a man and a woman fell off a 10-story building at the same
time,who would reach the ground first?
The woman, the man would get lost. -
How do men exercise at the beach?
By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a woman in a bikini. -
How do men sort their laundry?
“Filthy” and “Filthy but Wearable.” -
Only a man would buy a $500 car and put a $4000 stereo in it.
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What does a man consider to be quality time with his wife?
Pulling the sheets over her head and saying, “Great chili, Babe!” -
A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of?
Dating children. -
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
To stop the snoring before it starts. -
How does a man show he’s planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
