Re: my relationship
Make them jealous by playing 'happy aquarium' on Facebook...
Re: my relationship
Your fish needs another companion from the Animal kingdom. Try getting a cat. Set the cat in front of your fish. And then maybe Bubbles will start talking.
Put it in the oven.
200 C
45 Minutes.
Put it on a plate, plop some ketchup on, some beans maybe, some mayonnaise.
And devour it.
^What LondonsFinest has suggested. Plus if you end up in the bathroom with an upset stomach......or if nightmares plague your sleep....then consider that to be Bubble's way of "talking to you" in spirit.
sigh why i thought you people could ever be sensitive.
Re: my relationship
^ Don’t listen to them cruel people, Rolla Coaster.
They are animal abusing fish haters 
You just take your fish out of the water and try to talk to him/her on the dry for an hour, shayad bol parhay 