My ramzaan resolutions

I will stop playing juwa.

temporarily stop ghunda gardi , bhatta wasooli

quit smoking , kidnaping for ransom,

adultary , sleeping around ,sharab noshi, going to watch mujra only after iftari :rolleyes:

Our agar koi banda aisa koi kaam karta hi na ho wo kia resolution karey ? :bummer:

What do these people do in ramzan who actually do these things :aq:

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They don't even stop doing these things

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Code Red: You will be nice to others, not complain about their makeup or colour combination.. You will not compare someone’s eyes with behas ki ank .. and and and a longgggg list …Overall you will be a much better guy :cb: Hain na? :hula:

yeh log roza bhi rakhtey hain:smack:

Sooooooo true :omg:

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My ramzan resolution is that I will have atleast one day ramazan or fasting.
Konsa day choose karo?

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^ on a eid day would be better.

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^ :D

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^ :hehe:

What is my resolution :hmmm:

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Evilmastermind ap kyon itni evil hain
Eid day pe tu ramazan khatam ho jaata hai
Aap sahi jawab nahi de sakti. :(

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all husbands should behave in this month as per life1 aunties

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my resolution is going to be no songs bollywood bhangra angreji none :nono:

InshAllah im going to do it:@:

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kalaam main ahtyaat kia hotee hay ?

^ Aap bataeye na ! :rotato:

You want me to stop speaking truth :frowning: ok , tumharey leye main aisa bhi karloonga :bummer:

Ok your eyes dont look like bhens ki aankh
Your hand are not as soft as wet frog ..
You hairs does not look like kabootar ka ghonsla
You color combination and make up sense is just impeccable

Our kitney jhoot bolwaogi mujhse ? :frowning: merey saath tumhain bhi gunah hoga :vivo:

barooz qyamat walay dinn jab tashreef shareef par chittrol ho gi na
phirr lag pata jaiey gaa resolootion wesoolution kya hota hay :rolleyes:

aur sunna hay chittrool walay farishtay are the cream of the cream
totally brutal :hayaa:

my resoltions wud b say no to backbiting:pcg: and hurting sm1:nono1: and mmmmmmm… no songs:music:,though till this day i acted
ALHMDO LILLAH…:mash:

Dekheye bhaand saheb !

tashreef ke saath ‘shareef’ lagana lughat ke Aitbaar se ghalat hai :nono1:

Our saath hi saath ‘resolootion wesoolution’ keh kar aap ne roz’marrah ka istemal karney ki koshish ki hai. Ju kuch munasib nahi. keyonkey awalan ye angrezi ka lafz hai ,

Doem ye kafi bara lafz hai , is leye issey rozmarrah main istelam karna sahi nahi

:chai:

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I had resolutions too :D

:aq:

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:teary1: i miss shikra ,i miss emm,i miss oldies