No it’s not a Shadi proposal 
Foran bhaag aate ho aise words suntey hee 
Basically I am tired of all these carts going left and right in places like Jewel Osco, Dominick’s, etc…So i have a proposal. I want them to make me CEO (
) and a board member and I will implement the following: 
- There will be smaller lanes for when you have to do local shopping and stop in every other isle to view products.
- There will be wider express lanes (resembling ‘Highway’) for when you have to go to other end of store and don’t have to stop anywhere before that.
- If the weather is bad, I mean if the floor is wet ( ), the speed of carts will be slowed and there will be a camera on top viewing the traffic and you will have signs by every other isle which will give you the speed of traffic and will let you know where you currently stand with signs such as “At current speed, Cashier is 45 seconds away”
- From what I have observed, more than 95% of accidents occur either because there are no lanes and the person is hitting the other person’s cart or because there is fault in cart which we will be happy to replace AFTER the accident. The remaining 5% is cuz people are in another duniya when shopping
- To monitor everything and to serve customers better, there will be a person at every 3-5 isle. This will also help the traffic flow smoothly.
- Failure to follow the above will get a ticket and will be given 2 choices: Either pay a certain amount at the cashier or buy a product which is above $1.99
This is all for now. Please reflect over this and help me help you 
