My night in a Nigerian prison camp

My night in a Nigerian prison camp.

Back in 2001 I was working for an oil and gas consultancy, where everything was run on a shoestring budget and safety considerations were at a minimum. I now work for a major and this sort fieldwork would never get sanctioned.

I was on my way home from a friend’s party on a cold and frosty February evening. I had one last bit of packing to do before my 3am flight.

I stayed on the web until about 1am checking out sites on West African trouble spots, there was a lot happening on the border with the Congo and was spilling over into the south of Cameroon, the situation had been getting worse day by day for about a week and people at work were concerned and were days away from asking me to cancel, but all that was too late now. I knew an opportunity like this wouldn’t arise for a long time. So although a little nervous of the political situation and my first time in West Africa… I was excited.

I first landed in the port city of Duoala, which is on the west coast of Cameroon and is referred to as the armpit of Africa due to its geographical position and exceedingly hot/humid weather all year around. It was a hulking mass of concrete and dockyards with a thriving population of young people.

I found a reasonable hotel with relative ease using my pigeon French and spent the night in comfort. The next morning I was to meet up with some agents who would secure me transport to Yaounde, the capital to the east. Let me at this point relay to you that the whole of Cameroon is basically rainforest with roads and cities cut out of the bush and traversing the country over only short distances can take many hours or even days.

I found the agents with ease (they came to meet me in the hotel lobby after more pigeon French this time over the phone) and we set off for Yaounde; the drive there took two days and I saw and photographed images that would stay with me the rest of my life the scenery was breath taking. We drove through laterite roads, through thick rainforest, forded small streams and over bridges spanning mighty rivers.

On the second day tired and weary we reached Yaounde, which was a very modern city not unlike Islamabad and Daoula reminded me of Karachi.

I booked into the Hilton that night and was asleep before my head touched the pillow. The next morning I arose early refreshed exercised and set off for the oil company HQ I would be working for the next month or so. The Cameroonian people are amongst the nicest I have had the good fortune to meet, very hospitable and cheerful and have a zest for life. Suffice it to say my stay in Yaounde passed quickly and was all too short. I had my agenda and was all set for the meat of the trip.

I was to enter the Mamfe River basin, some of the thickest rainforest in the country and find any evidence of oil; my years of schooling and experience at work were about to be put to the test in the ultimate challenge in my field, I had 4 weeks to sink or swim.

Before I continue I will just fill you in a little on the people of Cameroon, the population is around 13 million, of this about 8 million are Christians of varying denominations and 5 million are Sunni Muslims. The southwest of the country is mostly Christian and the north mostly Muslim. The extreme north borders with Chad and is open savannah with all the associated wildlife gazelles, giraffes lions and the Muslims. Cameroon is predominantly Francophone along with numerous local dialects, pigeon English being one of them.

The rainforest is home to gorilla, elephants, crocodiles etc.; I will recant tales of each of these at another time.

Me and a team of locals…we numbered five in all, a Cameroonian geologist and two helpers and the driver, who was Muslim by the name of Moosa a young gentle man who read namaz five times a day and remained very quite speaking little English. I later learned that he had four wives and thirteen children; I suppose he had his fill of conversation.

I knew the journey up to Mamfe was going to be tough for many reasons, very bad roads, animals, bandits and most of all it was in the cross-river state bordering Nigeria, an area prone to flooding and landslides.

Most of my work was to be carried out in the village of Mamfe and the surrounding rainforest; I couldn’t wait to get there. Being the first party in this part of the world to do this, it was virgin territory and consequently very exciting.

After three days on the road driving through the bush heading northwest from Yaounde we had finally arrived at Mamfe and set up camp in the jungle. Right in the jungle can you imagine…even the local Cameroonians from Yaounde were used to city life and were a little nervous about this. But we did it, the main dangers weren’t the Gorillas, or the elephants or the snakes or spiders, or the bandits of which there were many, but it was the potential diseases form insects. Bilharzia was rife in still water; tapeworm, malaria, typhoid, cholera, sleeping sickness, river blindness and a whole plethora of other nasties that would make you stay at home.

Only on my return did I realise that Cameroon is amongst the most virulent disease ridden places on the face of the earth! So here we were setting up camp in the forest.
But strangely it was one of the calmest places I had been for a long time.

I got used to the snakes day by day and even the tarantulas stopped freaking me out after a week or so but the mosquitoes ate the **** out of me!

For the next two weeks we had been collecting samples and traversing the forest by day and sat chatting playing cards by night. We met many local hunters during the day jogging along with there machetes, a scary site but on the whole they were nice enough people. They took wonderment at a white man in their jungle. At this point I will explain something to you, anyone who is not black African is known, as white man be they Indian, Arab or Pakistani in this case. So I was repeatedly called white man, which I found both frustrating and hilarious, because by that time I had been baked so long in the sun I was several shades darker than normal but still brown. So I would shout after them “brown man not white” but they would just laugh and say “no, white man!”. So there was little point in arguing, I was a white man for first time in my life and I disliked it.

After two weeks spent in relative ease in the jungle it came time to traverse the basin into Nigeria. The only way to do this successfully was to take a boat down the Cross river. Cameroon and Nigeria have had shaky relations in the Cross-river state for a long time and there have been several incursions by the Nigerian troops into and around Mamfe in the past years. Nigeria has a population more than ten times greater than Cameroon and has the most powerful/corrupt army in Africa.

To top it all off I had no visa for Nigeria and no permit to do any work there. Despite this we hired a boat to power down the Cross river, into Nigeria. Along with the boat we hired came the boat master a stocky individual who smiled a little too much and his helper. The boat master is another story…very sordid I wont go into that now. But as far as I knew he was our key to opening up the basin.

We were to power down the river in a day if possible collecting samples, because there were very few places to berth and no one including the seasoned boat master wanted to be on the river after dark. We had only that one day. So I packed my sleeping bag just in case and sent Moosa with the jeep to Ekok, the border town to pick us up on the other end, and we set of.

The temperature was in the in the 30’s but it was the humidity that killed, so it wasn’t all fun as you can imagine. The mosquitoes were particularly annoying on the river and every precaution had to be taken against river ticks as they carried untold diseases. One particular insect from Cameroon has been used as the model for the alien creature in the movie of the same name. This insect lays it’s eggs in it’s host usually in the feet of the individual and the eggs hatch worms that exit from the person as fully formed insects from various orifices in the body….even the eyes causing blindness, river blindness.

I wasn’t doing all this for the money, at that time I was paid very little.

As I mentioned much earlier it was the dry season no rain yet for another 3 months so the river was very low, extremely wide, 500m meters in some places but very shallow in areas. The shallow areas or “riffles” were the places where crocodiles usually lay and the deeper areas the “pools” were home to hippo. I knew from reading before I set off that hippos kill scores of people each year in Africa whereas their fluvial counterparts only a handful.
So each time we went over a pool the team would get nervous and the boat masters mate would ready his gun. Needless to say it was very tiring on all. But we were making good time by about 2pm we had got half way, I was quite happy but the boat master would only frown, as the worst of the journey was yet to come and the sun drops out of the sky like a bullet this close to the equator.

Then it happened we went over a shallow sand bank and the boat grounded stuck fast beached like some strange whale carrying passengers. With croc’s on one side hippos on the other and Nigerian guards not too far off in the forest and the sun getting ever lower….this was not the best of situations.

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Well we did what we had to do we all got out of the boat waded to the back and tried pushing it out into a deeper area of water…. then one of us saw it, not sure who did first but soon there was alot of shouting and I heard a car back fire. Strange I thought, but then I looked back and saw the smoking rifle in the boat master helpers hands. He was firing at a hippo! you don’t realise how big these creatures are up until your close to one of them, It was huge. The gun shot did not scare it away, it didn’t flinch and continued bobbing towards the boat. Well as you can imagine I thought my number was up; there was nowhere to swim or run, impenetrable jungle at the bank and cut off to the east by the gigantic hippo. Just at that point….. luckily for us, a boat came speeding up the other side of the river out of the mist….smugglers!

Smuggling bottles of gasoline from Nigeria, an oil-rich state to Cameroon. They spooked the Hippo but wouldn’t come any closer to us judging by my clothing and the fact that I was a "white man" I later found out that they thought I was a UN ranger!

So here we were saved by smugglers and by the fact that I was few shades lighter than the next man. However, by this time the sun only had about an hour left before it continued to give way to night. There was no way we were going to able to meet Moosa at Ekok and resolved to spend a night on the river bank. The only accessible part of the river bank was on the other side of the river…..in Nigeria. In Nigeria we had no jurisdiction but we also had no choice. So we waded through the river...the boat still stuck fast on a sand bank on the other side of the river, and scrambled though the jungle into the dusk mist until we happened into a Nigerian village.

This is where things took a turn for the worse.

The first person we saw took no notice of anyone of us, he was dressed in a faded vest and nothing much else, which was not uncommon, in this part of the jungle where many men and women went about there daily business totally naked, perhaps wearing only a hat and nothing else. He just walked up to us then walked past into the jungle, then another man came up to us and stood in front of our party then another and another before long we were surrounded by villagers. One of the villagers who looked a little older than the rest (about 35) this is old in West Africa…..an observation I made on landing in Duoala was that everyone looked so young and healthy, not the impression I had before setting out from England. The reason was both sad and obvious, the life expectancy in this part of the world is not much beyond 50, and as a consequence the population is mainly young.

This “old” villager came up to the boat master and spoke to him in a dialect that only the boat master could understand I later found out this was Bayangi. Evidently they had met before! The boat master possibly had smuggling connections in this part of the bush. Everything was racing through my mind at once… had the boat master planned this, to strand us here, to kill us and rob us, but then I thought no I had already payed him and I had no other possessions to speak of. So I calmed a little and remembered God, not fearing for my own life but for the ones I may leave behind i.e. my mum and siblings, I had every right to be a paranoid and slightly insane as I later learned I was suffering from mild from malaria.

We were then taken to the chief of the village; the old man we met in the mud hut was sat near to an open fire eating palm nuts. He looked about a hundred, what his secret to long life was …I know not, but he had a pack of cigarettes next to him just to buck statistics. But strange of all he had on a bowler hat, I couldn’t help laughing after the day we'd had this was funny…no hilarious but it didn’t go down too well. Before I knew it, one of the villagers, the first one we saw, who had idly walked past returned with a Nigerian army official posted in the Jungle not far from the village. Well I was tired scared, hungry and angry and I don’t take well to authority figures since childhood but had to concede I was literally.....how shall I put it......****ed.

We were all herded through the bush to the military post and led in front of the commanding officer.. who was busy clipping his toe nails.

Now Nigeria is an officially English speaking country and I've always admired the west African accent but now it sends a shiver down my spine. We were interrogated and accused of everything from smuggling to being murderers on the run to spies…
There was no way out.

They placed us in a small bamboo hut, while all night we heard the soldiers laughing and speaking English smattered with Bayangi. All I could think of was boy wont this make a great story.....if I ever get to tell it!!!

Well it was simple we had to bribe them there was no way out, but they had searched us already and we had no money to speak of. What I couldn’t figure out was where had the boat master hidden the money I had paid him, that would have been more than enough to buy these people off and make a clean break in the morning. Well Moosa must have gone too I thought. Well I found out from the boat master that the money was still on the boat hidden in all places but in the reserve petrol tank wrapped in a plastic bag!

So I talked the boat master around to doubling his pay when we reached Ekok
if he handed part of the money over now to get us from getting killed either by malaria, starvation or by Nigerian rifle.

He relented and we were set free easy as pie, circumstances being what they were I didn’t feel too disgusted at bribery, I saw it more as a fine for trespassing.

Needless to say we did made it to Ekok, but the following evening after freeing the boat.
We met Moosa, who thought we were dead for sure but also thought would wait another night anyway…just in case.

The drive back to our camp was in silence, no music on the tape player, none of the usual chatter… just Moosa gently humming under his breath.

All I could think was that I still had another two weeks left in the jungle.

But things definitely got better.

The end ......for now

Bloody hell that was a long read. But interesting. I'm starting to quite like this forum.

Bloody Smuggler, Criminal..making up stories and bribing ppl to escape justice...

Yup sorry it’s a bit long, stretching the attention span in here.

Indeed a long read!
But veryyyy interesting.
Quite an experience!!!

:-)

Zabardast :) Bilkul bhi lambi nahiN lagi, but you should've added some pics white man :p

Wow....now that's a real adventure you experienced. Post some pics if you can. :)

Thap, I've heard stories about people working for oil companies in Angola, Sierra Leone and the situation is really bad, you have all these rebel groups controlling the areas and the expats die like flies, but the money is good and all the oil cos make so much money they just stick around. Why didnt you have a visa and why werent you air-lifted in and out? Isnt that what they normally do?

Thanks will add some pictures soon, have to trawl my hard drives.

Catty this was back when I was working for a consultancy, no fancy shmancy helicopter drops back then, just a jeep and a pen knife.

I'm seriously considering taking a huge paycut and going back to working for a smaller outfit just to keep the interest level up.

Come on dude the Nigerians are not as bad as you make them. In fact all this stuff over crude oil started because Cameroon intrudes into Nigerian territory all the time. And yes a little money is helpful but the same applies to Cameroon.

Good interesting read though.