uncle nahy aunty hain 
main ne na shabana ki tera lenses lagwa liyay hain 
main bhy to old ho gayee hoon, *cough cough
*kitni daffa rafeeq k abbey ko kaha hai syrup la de khansi ka 
han jee, tang nahy kerna mujh ko. mery tang kerne wali umer nikal chukky, jao kissi lerky tang kero ja ke 