hasn’t fed me yet. It is 6pm. I am dying.
Re: my mother
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo :(
I can't get into the kitchen.
Re: my mother
why? u cant be THAT big
Re: my mother
Yea I am :(
Re: my mother
does that make your shape a square?
Re: my mother
Neither has mine, I don’t think she’s cooked anything yet, can’t smell no haandi or nothing.
Dinner pe chalein? 
Re: my mother
more of a cylinder.
Re: my mother
no
Re: my mother
What are you? helpless? Make some thing :)
Re: my mother
I can foresee a whole line of “yo hiccup is so fat…” jokes 
Re: my mother
maybe she's thinking that bacchee ko buhaat ziyada hiccups ah rahi hain. Better not give him more food...
Re: my mother
You mother has posted the same topic in Gupseniorshup. But she did it in Cafe, unlike you.
Re: my mother
I hope your grandma read it.
Re: my mother
lol
Re: my mother
I can't get in to the frekain kitchen becasue it is infested with ugly old women who tell me they are talking so i cant enter. Yes they hvae been tehre all day and yes i am not a magician i cant conjure up food from thin air and mosqitos.
Re: my mother
Hicci… you want food, go and tell your Mom, you are going out on a hot date. See how fast the food is not only provided, but spoon-fed. Always threaten your parents if you want something to get done. That’s the only way to get their attention.
Re: my mother
hahahahahaha ^^ 
The irony is theyd pass me a coat and wave goodbye
Re: my mother
i got an idea..goto drive thru Mcd's