and lemme tell ya, that’s A LOT! 
So last night, I tried pretending to be sick so I wouldn’t have to go to school today…
I walk up to my mom and I’m like “Ammi, I’m sickkkk :(”
She’s like “Beta, chup karo. You’re not sick, you’re a Muslim.”
I sat there for a good minute and then I realized the joke. Then I laughed. a lot.
The End. :>
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oh you mean your mom is average funny then..
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Sadiyoon purana bahana skool na jaaney ka. :D
Aap ney bolna tha kay ammi jee, mein ney ghar baith kar kapray dhonay aur jhaaro maarna seekhna hai, taakey mujhe aagey jaa kay kaam aa sakey. Phir dekhteen aap, kiya nateeja nikalna tha uska. :p
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I walk up to my mom and I'm like "Ammi, I'm sickkkk :("
She's like "Beta, chup karo. You're not sick, you're a Muslim."
:biggthumb
finally i can admit you got some humour.
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Trying to laugh
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You people don’t appreciate my mama’s jokes? 
dafa ho jao! SUB LOG! 
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thats funny. ya. thats it.
dafa hoing now 
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LOL ...
Yeh saray log kel hunsain gai.
{ Remember the joke - where lion tells a joke and donkey laugh the next day? }
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^ No, but I have a feeling it’ll be twice as corny as mine 
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PrinceMS: lol, haha… hey what are you implying 
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Princey is my pal! 
He called you all donkies
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you pronounce it ‘seekh’ not ‘sick’
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:Pakading phatima from her kaan, and dropping her back in Cafe:
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It took you a minute to get this joke. Late Lateef :D
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lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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"paka*D*ing" ki honda ai :D
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nowthat is funny:cb:
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yeah u were:cb:
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can somebody explain the joke plz?
