My friend the Drama Queen

So I’ve been facing this dilemma and I don’t really know how to go about resolving it.

I have a friend in Islamabad. She’s a saleswoman in a cellphone company. She has an absolutely wonderful personality, a bachelor’s degree, an amazing sense of humour, a wicked wit, can sell anything like no other I know, is hardworking, knows how to respect her elders and seduce the younger ones. SHe is vigilant about her dance routine and conservative in her swimsuits. .

I want to find a suitable rishta for her here in London. How should I go about it? SHe would like to do her MBA in London and ideally would like to work and not be a househusband. Shee added that this is something that would be decided with her Husband and is not a decision that she would make on her own.

Did I mention that she’s drop dead gorgeous and has no morals?

Items to check before you send your resume’.

  • dOSH (Freshies discouraged, medics encouraged).
  • Height: 5’ 7" at least, I guess. (so that you can kiss her easily )
  • Ethnicity: sara jahan hamara
  • Complexion: White. (Wheatish lads discouraged).
  • Figure: Slim. (Overweight and chubby lguysdiscouraged).
    *]Family history: Heck, we’re just looking for people that hold good money and have respect for nothing else.

Re: My friend the Drama Queen

i don't buy nothing if no tryout option available

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no replies mywish. yahan sab phakkar desi hain....

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hey look sal a girl for you,:clown:

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hmm.....should I transfer this to the jokes section or not.....

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^^ i guess so

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mywish i volunteer plz porceed with this rishta thing but just let me know how much $$ i have to pay for her n how long em i allowed to stay with her :blush:

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Sal is married.

I think Richard Branson should send his CV. :devil:

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lol IQ, depends on how much Dosh you have. and why was THIS THREAD MOVED TO THE CAFE?

Uncle falker how about sendin ur CV?

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id be willing to offer my pet racoon. Only id have to get it out of the trash can ...

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:(:(:(

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dont worry its not a pet .. its just some racoon that raids the trash can next to my apt … heh

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iori aap kai haan larkon ko racoons kaha jaata hai? read the ad carefully again.

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i believe the only thing willing to get married to her after reading that ad would be none other than our friendly neighborhood trash can raider... aka the racoon aka flashy aka munky the bandit aka base jumper

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That's what you think. she is drop dead gorgeous and has no morals, you'll be the first one in the queue.

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no morals? , would that be the line to heera mundi or the shadi hall ?

i would suggest u advertise in a diff way ;)

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what about sending her Pre-registration CV? her refrence number is 4855764. :devil:

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so u specialize in that? how many diff ways have ya uzsed so far..khe khe khe

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^unclefalker, accepted... how long is the wait?

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if that was directed towards me then yes im a pimp. Want me to advertise u ? id have people lining up ur house in no time at all.