She just stabbed me with a mechanical pencil during class. the freak. now i gonna get lead posioning and it’ll spread throughout my body fluids resulting in a slow and painful death. stupid white girl.
so while I’m still alive, I’ll sit here and write out my will. with a mechanical pencil. ( oh the irony!)
In this case, I’d like to go for the “an eye for an eye” thing, so if someone could stab my pal back for me that’d be great.
I’d like to donate my entire allowance (a grand total of 5 dollars) to the “Save the Goats” campaign that I never even got a chance to make official.
I’d like to take the money that my parents have been saving up for my college and distribute it to the needy masses.
i want to have my room emptied out and everything sealed off because nobody but me is worthy of sleeping in that room for it has a genuine trail of pink panther paw prints on the walls. (no, really)
I’d like the Gupistan Banner to be changed to “Pink Panther Lives On” with a pinkish color scheme to all of GupShup.
I’d like to give away my bike to that decent white man that i lent it to a while back and he actually brought it back so maybe he can use it again to go to some other meeting or give to his kids.
I want danial shah to be named king of Gupistan just because he’s so cool and i don’t ever think i’ll know why.
I wish for all of my amateur photography crap to be deleted as well as my camera destroyed because there’s all kinds of bootleggers and theives out there..
I’d like to donate my camera tripod to the Bush administration so they can take it and shove it up bushy uncle’s ***. right here in dc.
Thankyou. I’ve always loved each and every one of you individually in such strange ways.
I wish my pal ALLEY WOULD STOP READING OVER MY SHOULDER… hahahahh well that will be all. computer class is boring. blekhaghhh.