my friend almost killed me...

She just stabbed me with a mechanical pencil during class. the freak. now i gonna get lead posioning and it’ll spread throughout my body fluids resulting in a slow and painful death. stupid white girl.

so while I’m still alive, I’ll sit here and write out my will. with a mechanical pencil. ( oh the irony!)

  • In this case, I’d like to go for the “an eye for an eye” thing, so if someone could stab my pal back for me that’d be great.

  • I’d like to donate my entire allowance (a grand total of 5 dollars) to the “Save the Goats” campaign that I never even got a chance to make official.

  • I’d like to take the money that my parents have been saving up for my college and distribute it to the needy masses.

  • i want to have my room emptied out and everything sealed off because nobody but me is worthy of sleeping in that room for it has a genuine trail of pink panther paw prints on the walls. (no, really)

  • I’d like the Gupistan Banner to be changed to “Pink Panther Lives On” with a pinkish color scheme to all of GupShup.

  • I’d like to give away my bike to that decent white man that i lent it to a while back and he actually brought it back so maybe he can use it again to go to some other meeting or give to his kids.

  • I want danial shah to be named king of Gupistan just because he’s so cool and i don’t ever think i’ll know why.

  • I wish for all of my amateur photography crap to be deleted as well as my camera destroyed because there’s all kinds of bootleggers and theives out there..

  • I’d like to donate my camera tripod to the Bush administration so they can take it and shove it up bushy uncle’s ***. right here in dc.

Thankyou. I’ve always loved each and every one of you individually in such strange ways.

I wish my pal ALLEY WOULD STOP READING OVER MY SHOULDER… hahahahh well that will be all. computer class is boring. blekhaghhh.

Re: my friend almost killed me...

^^ love u when u write in PINK! :)

Re: my friend almost killed me…

awww phati tumhen kuch nahin hoga shona :hug:
tum to abhi bachi ho :smiley:

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^^ :rotfl: look bacha callin bachi :rotfl:

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dfmmmmmmmmmmmmm mere se to choti hai na yeh :hoonh:

Re: my friend almost killed me…

yea evilman he’s my mamoe :blush:

nahi re mein lutgaiyeeeee abh koi minoo nai buchaa sukdaa. :bummer:

evil aaw thanks for the pink comment =)

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^^ tube well may jump laganay ka kiya khayal hai :slight_smile:

:devil:

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I'll say: Go for it. Especially donate that camera to that freaking Bush. :biggthumb

Re: my friend almost killed me…

oo phatiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii meno chad ke na jaaa hun kon mere naal flooding karega :crying: main ithe kalla re jawan ga :frowning: phatooooooooooooo kithe chaliye ?

Re: my friend almost killed me…

kirra tube :konfused:

i’ve just been injected with a deadly lead substance god knows what it’s doing my innards as we speak!!! :frowning:

who will make sure everything in my will is followed through with?! :grumpy:

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SUE HER!!!

:devil:

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mein tho kithai nai challee. school de vich behti di aan. :crying:

DM akai minoo bachaaowwww

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Phatima, nothing's gonna happen to you. Aram karo, sab kuch theek ho jaey ga. ;)

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wait phati shikra ko ane do woh tumhari wishes follow up karayega hez budha baba na is liye :wink:

Re: my friend almost killed me…

shikra nahi ayegaa vo baichaara hurricane sai bhaagarahaa hai aaj kal naaaaaaaa!! :smack:

LostInLove noo noo i’m dyingi can feel it on the inside.

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Phatima, I know what you’re going through. I’ve been there, but it’ll work out just fine. Just keep fighting it! :hug:

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chalou mubarik ho (for phatima) :)

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Kiya?( oh :p )

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so you have friends that stab you with mechanical pencils too? :teary1:

i feel so violated.

evilmastermind - hey i’m dying over here!!

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Yeah I had them. But now they don’t dare to touch me again. :halo: * I used my scissors to cut off some of his hair * :dixsi: