My first self made joke

Doctor: You would die today, because there are no chances for you to survive.

Patient: Nahin doctor yeh nahin ho sakta. I want to live one more day till I watch Pak India final Match.

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errr :\

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good job....
mera hand-made joke...

Doctor: mariz ap theek hain ...ghar jao..

Patient: Nahi main ghar nahi jata...

The End.

hehehehehhehe......lolzzzzz

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how is that a joke? where's the funny part?

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The funny part is yeh kay there is no funny part...eheheh

yeh pakao jokes hain ...aur mujhe logo ko pakane main bara maza aata hai...:D

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hahaha roflzz a gr8 pakaooo joke and wots more funny is "hand-made joke" lolzzz

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** Doctor:** that's exactly how you gonna die ---having heart-attack while watching the match.