Got this in a mail
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A Farmer wanted to get all his chickens to hatch some
chicks, so he went to the store and asked for a
rooster, but not just ANY rooster.
The grocer says, “I think I know what you need. His
name’s Henry. Be careful with him.”
The farmer goes home and puts the rooster down.
The rooster goes flying to the chickens, does 'em all,
runs to the barn, and does all the cows and horses,
and then does every animal in the whole place.
The farmer yells, “Henry, stop!! You¹ll kill
yourself!!!”
The next day the farmer sees Henry lying on the
ground, and buzzards circling. The farmer walks to the
body and mutters, “I told you, Henry.”
Henry whispers, “SHHHHHH, the buzzards are getting
closer.”
[This message has been edited by Razi ud din (edited May 11, 2001).]