Re: my feet
Oh, that sounds terribly exciting yet scary Miss Femme. I’m glad you survived as GS would never be the same without you. 
I think the first step to recovery is to get another pedicure once the bruising goes down. 
I’ve been told that rose hip oil works wonders on scars and helps areas where there is discolouration caused by bruises. Try it and let us know if it works.