My fav. Ones

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Re: My fav. Ones

@Innocent_Smile

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Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatos 5 days ago, he hasn’t came back yet! **
Santa: Why don’t u cook something else? .
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@Innocent_Smile

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**Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother
tongue.?
Santa: Very long!

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Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What’ll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think I’ll take the money.

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