**Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why? **
**Because he opened petrol pump on second floor.. **
**Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening? **
**Banta: Very simple, because he is PM not AM. **
**A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. **
**Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days. **
**Lady calls again, Santa replies: I’m coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out. **
**Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatos 5 days ago, he hasn’t came back yet! **
Santa: Why don’t u cook something else? .
What is Common between : Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..?
Sardarji Replied : All are Born on Government Holidays.
