Why ? Becuase they are soooo rare. I mean pretty girls are every where but…
I mean real miser like kanjoos bewi like.. but it may remain only a wish, by the end of the day 
The reason ! Well I can write an article on the benefits but here are few
Miserly women are really smart, they excell in financial management ..
They always do window shoping, only do the real shopping when atleast 50% is off or scheme like buy one get two free. :k:
They plan ahead, when it comes to babies they prefer producing in pairs … Like two kids with a gap of 1 year and then long break then again the pair…
That is extremely wise, They save soo much… everything they buy, they use it on both the kids, pram for two, cloths, shoes and all the kidie stuff. Such a great conservation of funds 
And then again husband gets many benefits too 
Like my fantasy 
Me: Ao janeman tumhain icecream khilaoon !
She:* Aji chorain, ice cream rehney dain, 1 cone hain lain dono mil ke khatey hain*
Me :* Chalo ao bahar chaltey hain, tumhain fresh juice pilaoonga *
She:* chalain theek hai ! but I can’t drink that big glass alone … main aap ke saath hi share karloongi, is se mohabat barhti hai.* ( Haye allah ! aisi mohabbat 
)
And the ultimate fantasy …
Me: honey ! please hand over my cloths i am going for a bath…
She : Uffoo, Aap bohat dair lagatey hain, paani bhi bohat zaya hota hai, dekha nahi kitna bill aya tha … wait, main bhi aati hoon … Akeley tu aap 1 ghantey main bhi nahi niklain gay …
Me : 
Bewi ho tu kanjooos ho :k:
