This happened a few days back.
I and my cousin were sitting on a bench in a public place. My cousin is a regular smoker and started smoking. And old babaG came and sat there. Annoyed by the smoke (which annoyed me too) he started giving lecture on smoking.
BabaG said that If you smoke one packet per day you spend this much rupees. That means If you don’t smoke for one month, u’ll save that much, not smoking for year that much money will be saved, and If you don’t smoke for thirty years you’ll save that much that you’ll be able to buy the building in front of us.
My cousin took a long drag and said “Do you smoke?” Obviously reply was no. He said “Is this building yours?”