i swear, something sinister is happening in my backyard.
yesterday, the freak, mutant cat/lion eating the puppy…
and then this evening, there was this sound like something was clawing inside a metal box…and i have a metqal box…it’s that weird electricity-green box that has a sign that tells you not to sit on it. so i’m thinking there was a puppy again this time, trapped. i can’t hear the clawing anymore.
and i just heard a squeak…the kind bats make, outside my window.
omg! what are those weird middle school kids doing for the end of their school year??
abay kiyaa tum kissi jungle bayaabaan weeraanaY maiN bhoot ghar kaY saamnaY chuRailoN kaY shamshaan ghaaT par rehti ho…
kabhi koi puppi khaa jaataa hai kabhi, koi dracula aa jaataa hai aur kabhi chimgaadaRaiN shor machaati haiN… tumhaari night hai yaa scary movie part ultimatus:hoonh:
i mean you should have heard it. it was cool at first…and then when it was quite..umm scary actually. and i like bats…but combine with the creepy shtuff happneing…
oh, and i wanna know what they might be up to. swear, the kids of today:no:
well…my house is old…but it’s not that old! and i already have a 150+ vampire living in my house
par see, it’s all creepy, cuz behind my house, there is this middle school. koi jungle wungle bhi nahin hai. a soccer field, cross the bridge, and it’s the middle school. so it’s all freaky. :no:
those are the weirdos that don’t ha ve the raging hormones. they practice…umm…some…stuff during their break. so, i bet it’s those kids…not the ones that go camping.
my flowers are shoo pretty! and so are the cuc plants, and tomatoes, and zuccini, and the potential karela and um um dhaniya and poodina. u can take the poodina, but not the dhaniya. it’s just started sprouting.
i was never like that when in middle school. i played uno and talked about boys and lip gloss. never played with supernatural stuff. oh wait..i did! i called upon a ghost once.
Khumar, your mission today is to solve this mystery. Wear rough clothing, get your binoculars and prep your shotgun. The objective is to determine what the source of the noise is. If you should follow these steps successfully your mission should be successful:
Lookout for mutant creature before entering grounds
Head towards the green metal box
Take a deep breath
Open it quickly
Do not panic
Shoot anything that shows signs of movement [including that annoying kid next door]
Retreat
Report to me after you have completed your mission and you’ll get a prize or something, kiddo.
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and so are the cuc plants, and tomatoes, and zuccini, and the potential karela and um um dhaniya and poodina. u can take the poodina, but not the dhaniya. it’s just started sprouting.
