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  1. AMERICA ASKS WORLD TO UNITE AGAINST TERRORISM :
    sathi haath badhana, sathi haath badhana,
    ek akela thak jayega, milkar bojh uthana

      2. UK, THE BIGGEST CHAMCHA OF US, FIRST TO SUPPORT :
  ae maalik tere bande hum

  3. PAK PLEDGES SUPPORT IN RETURN OF FINANCIAL HELP :
  jo tumko ho pasand wahi baat kahenge,
  tum din ko agar raat kaho, raat kahenge
  dete na aap saath to mar jaate hum kabhike
  pure hue hai aap se armaan jindagi ke
  hum jindagi ko aapki saugaat kahenge
  tum din ko agar raat kaho raat kahenge.

  4. US SAYS IT IS PLEASED WITH PAKISTANI RESPONSE :
  aap jo mere meet na hote, hotho pe mere geet na hote

  5. PAK TOO PLEASED WITH US STAND, ESPECIALLY AS THEY WERE

NOT
ON VERY GOOD TERMS OF LATE :
PAK : kabhi raat din hum door the, din raat ka ab saath hai
US : wo bhi ittefaak ki baat thi, ye bhi ittefaak ki baat
hai

     6. TALIBAN SHOCKED WITH PAKISTANI STAND :
     bahaaro ne mera chaman loot kar
     khija ko ye iljaam kyo de diya?
     kisi ne chalo dushamani kee magar
     ise dosti naam kyu de diya?

     7. PAK SAYS IT HAS NO OPTION :
     hum bewafa hargiz na the, par hum wafa kar na sake
   ................

     8. INDIA OFFERS RE-FUELLING FACILITIES TO US :
     o gore gore, o baa ke chore, kabhi meri gali aaya karo

     9. US SAYS TIES WITH PAK WON`T AFFECT INDO-US RELATIONS :
     na tum bewafa ho, na hum bewafa hai,
     magar kya kare apani raahe juda hai

     10. BUSH (B) ASKS OMAR (O) TO HAND OVER OSAMA :
     B : e, kya bolta tu?
     O : e, kya mai bolu?
     B : sun,
     O : suna!
     B : deta kya Osama?
     O : kya, karega? nahi diya to Osama?
     B : are maarenge peetenge bomb barsaayenge war karenge aur

kya?

     11. TALIBAN REFUSES TO HAND OVER OSAMA :
     hame tumse pyaar kitna, ye hum nahi jaante,
     magar jee nahi sakte, tumhare bina!

     12. ANOTHER SETBACK TO TALIBAN AS Saudi Arab, UAE SNAP TIES

:
kasme waade pyaar wafa sab, baate hai baato ka kya?
koi kisi ka nahi ye jhoothe naate hai naato ka kya?

     13. AS ATTACKS START, TALIBAN LAUNCHES ANTI - AIRCRAFT FIRE.
     BUT SAYS US  PLANES TOO HIGH TO BE HIT :
     meri arji maan le maula,
     tu hai sabkuch jaanne wala,
     mai hu tera maanne wala,
     apni firing lift karaade,
     thodi si to lift karaade

     14. MUSLIM COUNTRIES SUPPORT ATTACKS, TALIBAN DISGUSTED :
     dekhi jamane ki yaari, bichde sabhi baari baari

     15. OSAMA DECLARES JIHAD AGAINST US :
     tum humko maarte ho?
     hum tumko maarte hai!
     hum apne jihad ka
     aailaan karte hai!

     16. IN INDIA, THAKRE SAYS NO POINT IN SUPPORTING US, AS IT

IS
NOT INTERESTED IN KASHMIRI TERRORISM :

     tum to thehere pardesi, saath kya nibhaaoge? osama pakda

jayega

     to ghar ko laut jaoge
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  1. TALIBAN SHOCKED WITH PAKISTANI STAND : Dushman na Kare ,Dost ne woh Kaam kiya hai Umar bhar ka gham hame inaam diya hai

[This message has been edited by desi_munda_pardes_me (edited October 19, 2001).]

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good ones.. :~)