oh well it is a bit slimy..but funny!
Oh Lord, please have mercy on me, I work so hard,
meantime my wife stays at home, I would give anything
**if you would grant me one wish “switch me
into my wife” she’s got it easy at home I want to
teach her a lesson of how tough a man’s life is. **
As God was listening he felt sorry for this soul and
granted his wish.
Next morning the “new woman” wakes up at dawn, makes
lunch boxes, prepares breakfast, wakes up the kids for
school, puts a load of clothes in the washer, takes
the meat out of the freezer, drives the kids to
school,on his way back stop at the gas station, cashes
a check, pays the electricity and phone bills, picks
up some clothes from the cleaners, quickly goes to the
market. It was 1:00 already, he made the beds, took
the clothes out of the washer and put another load in,
he vacuumed the house, made some rice,went to pick up
the kids from school had an argument with the kids.
As soon as he got home he fed the kids, washed the
dirty dishes, he hung the damp clothes he had washed
on the chairs because it was raining outside.
He helped the kids with their homework, watched some
TV while he ironed some clothes, prepared dinner, he
gave the kids a bath and put them to
sleep. At 9:00 he was so tired and he went to bed. Of
course there was some more duties and some how he
managed to get them done and finally fell a sleep.
**The next morning he prays to God once again: Oh Lord,
what was I thinking when I asked you to grant my wish,
I can’t take it anymore. I beg you please switch me
back to myself, please oh please. **
Then he heard God’s voice speaking to him, saying:
Dear son of course I’ll switch you back into yourself
but there’s one** minor detail**, you will have to wait 9
months because last night you got pregnant.