Muslimwatch: Fiaz Alamgir (Bristol)

Following the London atrocities, every day we will be watching the movements of a different muslim Briton to determine if he/she is a potential terrorist . Today it is Fiaz from Bristol.

**July 19th 1.48pm. **

Fiaz walks into Mills newsagents on Stamfordham Road. After perusing the shelves carefully, walks towards the chiller cabinet and selects a can of fanta orange, then walks to the till to pay for his purchase.

shopkeeper: “It’s ok, just take it.”

Fiaz: “thanks dad.”

Fiaz opens can, takes a large swig and leaves shop.

(to be continued)

Re: Muslimwatch: Fiaz Alamgir (Bristol)

:mad: :mad: :mad:

you cant leave us with that cliffhanger
comeback and tell us what happened next.

Re: Muslimwatch: Fiaz Alamgir (Bristol)

hahahah… the question you have to ask is…who put the Fanta there? Zionists? hmmmm plot does thickeneth!!! :whistling:

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Fiaz comes back to pee and finds PD at the urinal. He pees on PD's feet and leaves. PD can't do $hit.

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^ :hehe: PD raises the ‘terrorist’ alert..

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He needs to go Via Agra to uphold his approval

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PD, grabs funguy and has him wash his feet. just like old times. :k:

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now if Fiaz has a passport with a one day visit to Israel stamped in there somewhere.. we might be on to something..

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3.14pm

Fiaz boards the no 44 bus and laying his backpack at his feet rummages inside. The other passengers are shifting uneasily, as he pulls out a small gadget which resembles a remote detonating device. Fllipping up the cover he taps in the code then places close to his ear, whispering what looks to be his last prayer...

"dynamite......explosion....pay the price.." he murmurs

the receiver crackles and the device emits a low sound:

"So you want the Double Dynamite pizza special, a 12" Veggie Explosion, and the price comes to £9.99 with a side dish of potato wedges included. Your order will take 30-45 mins. Thank you for calling."

Fiaz puts his cell phone back in his backpack.

" fookin crappy vodaphones don't get a very good reception on the bus. I'm going to switch to T-Mobile"

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he is definetly using code words. deport his ass

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…deport it straight to Gamma, who wants to have his evil way with it…

Re: Muslimwatch: Fiaz Alamgir (Bristol)

i meant deport his donkey. Its unhygenic to keep an animal in a city.

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:hehe:

Re: Muslimwatch: Fiaz Alamgir (Bristol)

Haha. Gupshup has sooo missed your sense of humour Xtremeo, It sooo has.

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loooolll!! lemme guess, Fiaz = Mr Xtreme.

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nooo.. Mr. Xtreme would be the one delivering the Veggie Explosion.. (what is it anyway? sounds more like some herbal fiber/laxative)

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Must be his regular - (er, excuse the pun)

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a ‘regular’ is 12" in your neck of the woods? :eek:

i give up!

Re: Muslimwatch: Fiaz Alamgir (Bristol)

Catty- be nice. PA will be answering all the spam emails now.

PS. No wonder he can't get 'explosions'

Re: Muslimwatch: Fiaz Alamgir (Bristol)

and u can fungiee or should i call you "Mister Blank, as the kids call you.