Assalamalikum,
I’m Brother Crescent, but the brother part can change. I was just wondering…
Will you help the cause of the Ummah by helping me fulfill my deen?
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I swear u gotta go see ur doc…u r loosenin it 
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haha,.yer fny person
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yeah you can come to my madrassa classes :halo:
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i almost choked on my food when i read that…
we can do but so much…its mostly up to YOU.
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And once again, Cressi hits off his routine of muslim pick-up lines. 
Pagal 
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can i come?,…
sid u crazy person,…where hav u been 4 the past how many days???
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^ Heyyyy AE...do u know where the concert/mela thingy is at this weekend?
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Crescent,.as i am such a caring Muslimah,.........i was obliged 2 help u out,..............on ur way 2 find a lovely girl 2 turn the crescent in2 a full moon,......lmao
here are sum pik up lines 4 u,.......hehe,..........
1. "OH MY GOSH! I just saw part of your hair, now you're obliged to marry me."
"Our parents engaged us when we were little, they must have forgotten to tell you."
"I'd like to be more than just your brother in Islam."
"To watch you pray is a sin of its own."
5."Will my platinum VISA cover your dowry?"
6."You can't play basketball with a jilbab on, marry me, and we will go one-on-one our entire life."
7."Muslims are supposed to have many children, and I am willing to do my part..."
8."Will you help the cause of the Ummah by helping me fulfill my deen?"
9."Wanna pray in jamaat? Shoulder to shoulder, feet to feet?"
10."Assalamualaikum, so what time does a hurain (beautiful person from Jannah) like you have to be back in paradise?"
What school of thought do you follow because I thought about you all through school?
Can I have your wali's phone number?
So, read any good Surahs lately?
Do you believe in the hereafter? Oh you do? Then you know what I'm here after.
Lets get married so I don't have to lower my gaze everytime you walk in the room
"Can I have ur number so I can wake u up for fajr!!!"
Do you wanna date? I bought a box full when I went to Madinah.
Are your feet tired? Because you've been performing Tawaaf in my mind all day long?
Your father must be Osama Bin Laden, because you're da BOMB!
How would you like to help me fulfill half of my deen?
Sister, is your hijab naturally blonde?
I thought the "Hoor Al-Ayn" only lived in Jannah.
Do you work for Al-Qaeda? Because you've just abducted my heart.
Are you a Shiite? Because when I saw you, I said to myself, "She aiight".
It must be Laylatul Qadr. Because that's the night that angels come down from Heaven.
You remind me of the Ka'aba. I can walk around you all day long
ps........Ya Rabbil Alameen,.please 4give me,.......
hav fun tryin em out!
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hmmmm
bachhaa jawan ho raha hay 
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You are right… Brother part can subsequently change to ‘Mamoo Jaan’ upon your sister in Islam getting blessing of Allah in the form of children. 
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not sure....try patriot center. the mela's here are awful...i stopped going a couple yrs back. I'll try finding out for u....will let u know.
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Yea i know but shehzad roy is gonna be at this one! :love:
I might go to the one this weekend…PM me if u find out where/when. THanks 
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will do…
now stop ruining crescents thread…
he’s trying to get his mack on
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tauba, LARKI! 
where did you learn this word “mack” 
you’re too old to be knowing this kind of stuff! :]
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ooooo u called me a larki 
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kyu? larka bulaana chaiyh thaa? :]
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aisi kiya baat hai jis main kisi larkai ko larki ki zaroorat par sakti hai beside marrying???
:o