MUSLIM WOMAN,.....

A very beautiful woman was walking on the roof of a building and she
suddenly trips over something and falls down. On her way falling
down, an American man catches her, she says : “Oh thank you, you
saved my life, I’ll do ANYTHING for you…”

The man says : "Okay then, sleep with me.
"She says : “You PIG!! NEVER!!”
So he says : “FINE!” and he drops her down… So she’s falling and
screaming…
Suddenly a German man catches her in the air from
his balcony, she says :“Oh thank you, you saved me, I’ll do anything
that you ask…” The guy says : “Fraulein, sleep with me.” She
replies : “Oh you nasty pig!!! NEVER!” So the man says : “Fine!!!”
and he also
drops her down again.
She’s falling and thinking that it was better if she
slept with one of those men and now she’s going to die. Suddenly, a
Muslim man catches the woman from his balcony, she says : “Oh thank
you, you saved my life, I’ll SLEEP with you!!”
The Muslim man replies “Astaqfirulla’h!” and he drops her…

hahahahaha
Huhahahahaha

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A good one there.


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Originally posted by TARIQ786USA:
**A very beautiful woman was walking on the roof of a building and she
suddenly trips over something and falls down. On her way falling
down, an American man catches her, she says : "Oh thank you, you
saved my life, I'll do ANYTHING for you..."

The man says : "Okay then, sleep with me.
"She says : "You PIG!! NEVER!!"
So he says : "FINE!" and he drops her down.... So she's falling and
screaming...
Suddenly a German man catches her in the air from
his balcony, she says :"Oh thank you, you saved me, I'll do anything
that you ask..." The guy says : "Fraulein, sleep with me." She
replies : "Oh you nasty pig!!! NEVER!" So the man says : "Fine!!!"
and he also
drops her down again.
She's falling and thinking that it was better if she
slept with one of those men and now she's going to die. Suddenly, a
Muslim man catches the woman from his balcony, she says : "Oh thank
you, you saved my life, I'll SLEEP with you!!"
The Muslim man replies "Astaqfirulla'h!" and he drops her......... **
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sophie

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what the hell was a beautiful woman doing walking on such a high building!!!

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Thanx a lot for asking me a million dollar question,…:
Wish I know,…may be she was waiting to be triped over and fell down,…I am working full time on it to see what happened,..I shall let you know as soon as I know…

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freestylla,nazukh and kabir,
Thanx for sharing smiles,…Happy LOLing,…

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this one is really hilarious!!! LOL

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