Muslim chat up lines.......NOT

Muslim chat up lines…NOT
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DO NOT USE UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE

Are your feet tired? Because you’ve been performing Tawaaf in my mind all day long?

Do you wanna date? I bought a box full when I went to Madinah.

Girl, you fine. I see praying five times a day has paid off.

Looks around girls hijab “sorry, I was looking for the made in jannah tag”

After seeing you, the first thing I said was Mash’Allah. The next was Inshallah!

I just made dua for YOU.

You are the reason why hijab was mandated.

Have your ammi call my ammi

I dont need mahr…YOU are my mahr

I’m one of the few guys to get a hur al-ayn not only in the Next Life but in this one as well

So.. Where is your Wali?

I’m not staring, I’m just enjoying my first and only allowed look.

Sister, you are a hijabi fitnah.

Allah created everyone in pairs, so what are you doing, single?

Wow, are you a decendent of Yusuf (as)??

You make me realise why we’re asked to lower our gaze so much](“http://www.7cgen.com/index.php?showtopic=7874”)

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oo lol thas bad.

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:cb: :cb: :cb:

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Hilarious...and yet veryyyy creeepy.....allof them seem to be coming out in the kalle accent in my head :D

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i will use 'em :D

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is that suppossed to be funny? :konfused:

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hahahaha

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witty but don’t use religion in jokes! :angry:

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:hehe:

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:cb:

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:D

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aaaaaaa Some r funny

But DON'T JOKE around religion----its disrespectful

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No not at all..
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*No fun allowed *around religion

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^ yes thats what she sed :rolleyes: