Bachay Hamary Ehd Kay
Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday school teacher said, “Johnny, when I was a child, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that.” Johnny looked up and replied, “Well, Ms Smith, you can’t say you weren’t warned.”
Last Wish!!!
Jack is on his death bed, and he says to his wife, “Can you give me one last wish?” She says, “Anything you want.” He says, “After I die, will you marry Larry?” She says, “But I thought you hated Larry.” With his last breath, he says, “I do.”
