Add a “6” to “Route 66” and you have a highway to hell.
The question all movie-goers must ask themselves: “To pee or not to pee.”
Did Hitler draw little pictures of rainbows as a kid? Just think, little Hitler comes running in the house…“Mommy, Mommy! I drew a rainbow, a bunny, and the blueprint for the genocide of Jews!”
If you don’t understand what someone is saying, just reply in a funny voice, so they don’t know what you said either.
GEOMETRY IS THE STUDY OF THINGS YOU LEARNED TO DRAW IN KINDERGARTEN.
HISTORY IS WHAT SOMEONE ELSE WANTS YOU TO KNOW.
People with these “NO FEAR” shirts on should go jump off a cliff. Then we’ll see, won’t we?
I know an astronaut who’s really down to Earth.
Pretty soon, there will be SmellVision, where the TV will emit odors that coincide with the program. The Home & Garden Channel will gain better ratings while, sadly, basketball will never be watched again