musicmaniac ka falooda mix

musicmaniac falooda mix

  1. aik adda musicmaniac
  2. do chamach laal mirch
  3. dalda ka asli ghee
  4. aik 10 meter diameter ka tawwa
  5. 10 kg koylay
  6. 5 kg cheeni
  7. aik DOYI

bananay ka tareeka baad main pehlay musicmaniac par aik kissa:

aik daffa musicmaniac ko bush mila, to he took her to the backyard of whitehouse udhar ja kar 1000 meter zameen khodi to bush kehta hai ye dekho hamaray USA mai 50 saal pehlay bi telephone tha.

3 saal baad jab BUSH musicmaniac ko milne khaaRian jata hai to udhar musicmaniac bush ko amo walay baag mai lay kar jaati hai, zameen khodna shuru karti hai after 3000 meter she is tired, she goes on, after 5000 meter jab kuch nahi ata to BUSH kehta hai OYE PAINDON MAINNU PAGAL BANA RAHI HAIN…to musicmaniac kehti ha no no look before 100 years we hare WIRELESS in our PIND.

(i know its an old joke, but just re-touched it with paindoo-ism and musicmaniac style)

Re: musicmaniac ka falooda mix

haiza tou nahee hougga na?

Re: musicmaniac ka falooda mix

haiza muje ho bi jaye to aap ko kya email ati hai at [email protected]

Re: musicmaniac ka falooda mix

What have you got against Punjabis, babajee? =\

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alrite alrite i will go with the flow, wah wah khya baat hai

yaar tum nay flooda yaad dila diya

p.s: tumharay jokes say ab mujhay koi farak nahin parta, they are gettin old :smokin:

Re: musicmaniac ka falooda mix

musicmaniac old ho gaye to kya hoa jalti kiyo ho
maana kay tum dandlo ho par itna sarti kiyo ho
andar say muje itna na chaho kay dam nikal jaye
dua karo shadi ki akhir namaz pharti kiyo ho

Re: musicmaniac ka falooda mix

itni english na maro ho tum andar say jaahil guwaar paray gi maar
mere damaag ki lassi na banayo warna kar doonga tumhe khuwaar

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asn: andar say tumhay na itna chahoo, dang bro i m on the floor rite now, ur too funny

Re: musicmaniac ka falooda mix

LOLLLLLLL :rotfl:

pata nahi aap logoN kesay urdu mein rhyming kartaiN haiN
vesay bhi, sanoo inni urdu vi nai aundi…punjabi hoon mein. =)

Re: musicmaniac ka falooda mix

shaadi ho gi maniac ki, karay gi wo sair, ho ga aik PIA ka JAHAAZ
phatima dekh nahi rahi do dil walay batain kar rahe hain
abhi to pyar ki shama jali hai, karne do is isqhe-e-bulandi ko PARVAAZ
kiyo banti ho tum hamesha do diloN kay darmiaan zaalim SAMAAJ

Re: musicmaniac ka falooda mix

phatti tum sirf naam ki khi punjabi ho

Re: musicmaniac ka falooda mix

ASN ji kon si pyar ki shama :konfused:

Re: musicmaniac ka falooda mix

apka janaza nikaal diya .. chorain ji shama wama ko

Re: musicmaniac ka falooda mix

wo shama , wo jab halki si barsaat thi aur nazdeek thi jheel
jab tum bed say girri thi aur chubbi thi tumhe aik keel
aur tum nay kaha tha utha lo muje mere jaanu
warna bura ho ga , lay ayoongi mai faizy ko bana kar wakeel

Re: musicmaniac ka falooda mix

:rotfl:

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:cb: man half of the stuff is going above ma head

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na lo pangay meri jaan itne ham say aaj andar hai gaalib ki rooh
agar main kingkong jaisa strong hoon tum to ho winni the pooh

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musicmaniac ka head = skull with vaccum :cb:

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shoon shoon ...

(Abay kar na safayi)

Re: musicmaniac ka falooda mix

ASN u dont wana take a panga with me warna tumharay balls kaat doon gi :hehe: