A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chicken and waiter comes with the order.
Sardar: Murgi ki taange kithe hai?
Waiter: Woh langra tha.
Sardar: Dil?
Waiter: Dil murgi le gayee.
Sardar: Dimaag?
Waiter: Murga sardar thaâ
Re: murgha sardar jo tha...!!!!
A Donkey kicked sardar jee and ran away sardar jee ran to catch the donkey.. he saw a zebra and started beating him and said,
KHOTEYA TRACK SUIT PA K MEINOO DHOKA DEY REYA AEY.