Attorney to witness at a murder trial:
“What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?”
Witness: “Where am I Cathy?”
Attorney: “And why did that upset you?”
Witness: " my name is Susan." 
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You gotta know your wife’s name really well even when you woke-up
justified:k:
LOL!
eheheh
loslss
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