Again, no offense of our Phatan Brothers and sisters, but this one is just hilarious. One of my dad’s friend who is pathan told us this one, which makes it even funnier
once a pathan went to munni begum’s gazal concert. He sat there for a while patiently listening to munni begun. After half hour, Pathan jee kursee pey baithay bul khanay lagay, but Munni Begum kept going. After an hour, pathan jee just couldn’t stand it. he pulled out a knife and jumped on the stage screaming. watching this, Munni begum got scared and stopped singing. On that Pathan jee goes “tum gao, tum tu gao, hum to uss ko dhunta hey ju tum ko idhar lay key aiya hey”
lol