Munnabhai : Agar bina danto ka kutta kaate… tau kyaa kerney ka?
Circuit: Simple Bhai!..Bina sui ka injection lagaaney ka !
Professor to Munna : Aqal badee ki Bhains?
Munnabhai: Bole toh pehley date of birth betaa Mamu!
Cicuit : Bhai, apun ko sirf chaar maheeney mein Tamil seekhana padegaa,
koi mustt sa tareeka batao na…
Munnabhai: Yeh Tamil kyun?? aur Char maheene kyaa chakkar hai?
Cicuit: Apun ne ek Tamil bacchha adopt kiyelaa hai, aur woh Char maheeney
mein bolne lagegaa.