munna bhai advertises in paper for a suitable gal

Apun Munna Bhai !!! Umar 30 saal,
Wajan 80 killo aur
6-phoot-height kya
… Abhi woh bole to,
Kya hai na apun ko life mein
settle hona ka maangta,
isiliye yeah adverteezment apun
paper mein chaap riye la hai…
Apun manta hai ke apun tapori hai,
bohut log ka pungi bajayela hai magar
kya hai naa baap,
apun ka bhi izaat hai market mein!!!
Apun ko public bhi shaadi-biyah mein
hai who bhi izzat se!
Saal ka 5/6 peti to apun aaram se kama leta hai…
buri aadat bole to daaru aur bidi,
Abhi daaru kon nahi pita – yaar
akha bada bada log apun log se jaasti chaada leta hai…
Ab chokiri apun ko aisa maangta hai…
bole to ek dam jakas maal, patakha, aik dam patakha…
thoda pari lekhi hogi to chalenga
Kion ke saala yehi kabhi kabhi form bharane ke liye
Saala apun ko 25 log ka haath pair judna padta hai…
Apun jo hai shaadi ke baad aik
dam sudhar jaayinga iman se…
Apun ka baacha log ko apun
pada likka tapori banainga…
boleto tapori doctor, tapori computer
waala aur bhi bohut kuch…
Maa kasam shaadi ke baad apun kisi
bhi chikini ko line nahi denga!!!
Dekho baap apun ko shaadi ke baad mein
Koi chokiri ki family ka lafda nahi maangta hai…
Han boleto kabab mein haadi nahi banane ka kiya!
Koi saala beech mein aayenga to uska game baja dalenga
Abhi yehi sab kuch acha lage to apun
Ko contact karne ka kya!!!

Pakiyaapan ke pichchoo,
Pappu pager apna right hand,
Shan patti nagar,
Hairan gali no. 420,
Pareshaan Road, Bhai ka Area.

Re: munna bhai advertises in paper for a suitable gal

:smiley: one of ur rare c and p’s i like :k:

Re: munna bhai advertises in paper for a suitable gal

:rotfl: