Sardar :blood k baray main book parh rahay thay,
Wife:aaj ye book kion parh rahay ho?
Sardar:mujhe kal doctor nay kaha tha k kal aap blood test k liay aana,main isliay test ki tayari kar raha hoon 
Teacher:wot is the difference between Mobile n Land line?
Sardar:Land line par ham finger say no dial kartay hain jab k mobile par thumb say:D
Dr:Tabiyat kesi hai?
Mareez: pehlay say kharab hai,
Dr:Dawa “khali” thi?
Mareez:nahi dawa ki sheeshi tou “bhari” hoi thi,
Dr:i mean dawa le li thi?
Mareez:jee jab aap nay dawa di thi tou main nay le li thi,
Dr:bewaqoof dawa “peeli” thi?
Mareez:nahi jee dawa tou “Laal” thi,
Dr:abay dadhay mera matlab dawa ko “Peelia” tha,
Mareez:Nahi Dr sahib “peelia” tou mujhe tha,
Dr:ye batao dawa ko mun say laga kar pait main dala tha?
Mareez:nahi,
Dr:kion?
Mareez:aap he nay tou kaha tha k dawa ki sheeshi ko tight dhakkan laga k rakhna,
Dr sahab main theek tou hojaoonga na .
Baarish barsi paani aaya,
Musharraf nay dhol bajaya,
Altaf bhai nay gana gaya,
Nawaz sharif nay naara lagaya,
Quid-e-Azam nay bhe farmaya,
Bhaago beta Zardari aaya,
)
Pata hai jab tum ghar say nikaltay ho tou ,
Larkiyan tum ko hasrat say daikhti hain,
aahain bharti hain aur sochti hain,
Kaash hamara bhe Aisa Bhai hota:D .
)