Mulla Nasruddin was totally drunk and he walked upto the police darooga’s desk.
”Darooga Sir, you did better lock me up” he said. ”I just hit my wife on the head with a beer bottle.”
”Did you kill her:” ?? asked the officer.
”Don’t think so,” said Nasruddin. ”that’s why i want you to lock me up.” 
Once, when Mullah Nasruddin was visiting a Western town, he was invited to attend a fashion show.
He went, and afterwards he was asked how he liked it. “It’s a complete swindle!” he exclaimed indignantly. “Whatever do you mean?” he was asked.
“They show you the women - and then try to sell you the clothes!” “Its a complete swindle” ,
Mulla Nasruddin - “When I was in the desert,” said Nasruddin one day, “I caused an entire tribe of horrible and bloodthirsty bedouins to run.
" “However did you do it?”, Oh it was Easy! I just ran, and they ran after me.”
Mulla Nasruddin - Keeper of Faith In Turkey, where some people allege Nasruddin is buried,
there are HUGE locked gates at his grave site. Yet his headstone reads - “Sometimes you do not need a key to get through gates. All you need to do is walk around them as there are no walls.”
Mulla was travelling to London from Cairo in a four engine plane.
After few hours of flight the captain announced that one of the engines is not working hence the arrival at London may get delayed by 15 minutes.
Mulla was reading a book and did not pay much attention to the announcement.
After few minutes captain announced again another engine have stopped working hence delay will be around half an hour. Mulla kept on reading the book.
After some time the captain announced the third engine is also not working hence the delay may increase to an hour or so.
This time Mulla called an air hostess and told her, ‘ask the captain to keep watch over the fourth engine, otherwise we may have to stay in the sky all night long!’
One night, Mulla Nasrudin’s father noticed a light in his barn. He went to see what it was all about and he found Nasrudin with a lantern, all dressed up.
“What are you doing all dressed up and with that lantern?” asked his father.
“I am going to call on my girlfriend, Dad,” said Nasrudin. “I have got to go through the woods and it is dark.”
“When I was your age calling on my wife for the first time,” said the father, “I went through the woods without a lantern.”
“I KNOW,” said Nasrudin, “BUT LOOK WHAT YOU GOT, DAD!”
