Alright, in this thread I’d like everyone over here to post Mullah Nasruddin’s jokes!
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One morning Mullah Nasruddin woke up and discovered a dead donkey right in his front lawn. Somewhat baffled, he decided to call the police over so they can take the dead donkey away.
However the thaanaydar of his area, who was in no mood to take the donkey away said: Mullah, isn’t administering the last rights part of your duties?
To which our Mullah Nasruddin said: That’s true my boy, but so is informing the next of kin…
Oh I love Mullah Nasruddin. He's absolutely clever
Mullah Nasruddin was standing by the river bank, when a man from across the river shouted at him "Hey! How do I get to the other side?"
Mullah shouts back "Uff! but you are on the other side"
At a gathering where Mullah Nasruddin was present, people were discussing the merits of youth and old age. They had all agreed that, a man's strength decreases as years go by. Mullah Nasruddin dissented.
I don't agree with you gentlemen, he said. In my old age I have the same strength as I had in the prime of my youth. How do you mean, Mullah Nasruddin? asked somebody. Explain yourself.
In my courtyard, explained Mullah Nasruddin, there is a massive stone. In my youth I used to try and lift it. I never succeeded. Neither can I lift it now.
