A lady approaches her priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to swear and being rude.
“That’s terrible!” the priest exclaimed, “but I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two male talking parrots whom I taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship.”
The next day the woman brings her female parrots to the priest’s house. His two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her two female parrots in with the male parrots, and the female parrots say, “Hi, hotties, what you rascals are doing?”
One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and exclaims, “Put the beads away. Our prayers have been answered!”
got it now!
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Xenoooooooooooooo…
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LOL................thanks.
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Punjabi Version:
Ek banday nay maina khareedi jaree kisay wadday ghaar pall kay aee si, tay wahyaat gallaan dee mahir see. Sab to pehla jumla see "main aa gaee jay". Jaira oday ghar apraya maina diyaan gallan sun kanna nu hath laa nasya.
Banda paunch gayya molvi kole, meri maina da kuch karo, molvi sahabi bolay, koee gall naee puttar, meray kole do totay nay, ek tasbih parda rehnda ay, doja sir sutt kay Allah koloon duwaan mangda ay, baray shareef totay nay, ona day naal maina nu rakh dainay aa, maina ona dee suhbat ich theek ho ja'ay gee.
Molvi sahib maina lay aae ghar, tay laya sutti totayaan naal. Maina nay pinjray ich warday hee sexi awaaz ich kayya "Main aa gaee jay." Jaira tota tasbih par rayya see onay dojay totay nu latt mar keh uthya, "Uth oye, duwa qabool ho gaee oo ".
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What was the dawa ?
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lolssss