I am sure you know this guy. I just love his antics
Joke 1
One day Mulla Naseerrudin’s wife was cooking in the kitchen. All of a sudden a very loud noise came from the drawing room.
She went running to the room and found Mulla sitting there. She asked him what that sound was.
Mulla replied, ‘my robe fell.’
She asked, ‘how can the robe falling down make such a big noise?’
Mulla replied, ‘I was inside the robe!!’
Joke2
One day Mulla Naseeruddin and his friend was talking in his friend's home. All of sudden the power cut occurred.
His friend told Mulla, 'Please take that Candle and the Matches which is in the right side of you'
Mulla replied with anger, 'Idiot! This room is very dark, So, How can I find out that which is Right or Left'