here we go!
aray wah! yeh kiya baat huwi?
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uffff…i want a sherious qisam kaa muqabla jee…aap jokes kay section mai ghaseet laey hain…does thish mean keh yeh muqabla siraf aik joke hi ho ga?? hmmm…frown…jayyay ham nahin khailtay! 
Haar gayee, haar gayee, Hayaa jee tow haar gayee ! :)
Arey wah, shiraarty miaan, maan gaye, one
jhatkaa, no khatkaa and charo(n) khaney chitt.
Oops here she comes (HEAD COVER !!)
Hayaa bibi!!
"jayyay" ???
aur woh bhee mujhay?
( lagtaa hai mere "husn" say impress ho gayee hai!!)
achaa, to saaray miraasee ikathay ho gaye hain??? yeh 'someone else' nazar nahee aa raha kyaa baat hai? chalo miraseeo, shuroo ho jao...
main khood to miraasi nahee! main pehlay hotaa tha, phir main nay operation kara liye.. phir main butt ho gaya! .. us main hamain ghaata ho gaya, to main shaikh ho gaya... aaj kal main maliks main beth raha hoon :)
bibi hayaa,... yeh mukaabla shiraaton ka hai.. aur aap soorious baatain kerna chahtee ho?
pichlay saal main mur gaya thaa! allah miaan nay kahaa, daffaa ho ja! kayamat waalay din aaeen! hun tere akele day waastay buwaa kholaan??
aik baat bataoon? aaj kay baat koi dunyaa ka shaks dozakh main nahee jaa sakta! koi aadmi dozakh main nahee jaa saktaa, aaj kay baad....... meraa chacha pichlay saal dozakh main gaya tha.... us nay under say kundee laga lee!
hmmm.. achaa mujhay na.. english bhee aatee hai... mujhay baree zor kee english aatee hai! balkay din main 4 5 dafaa aatee hai... ... haha! diorrhea of mouth.. constipation of ideas.. haha!!
aap log kon saa shampoo use kertay ho? ... main? meraa naa poocho! .. main shoe polish use kertaa hoo! leaves my hair all black and shiny... ...... is say yaad aaya.. africa main mke-up kitnaa easy hota ho ga! shoe polish kee dabbi, aik brush, aur poora moo lashkaaray daar!
o mur janyo.. saree gallaan main ee kerniyaan nay? o kuj bolo, o koi ronak lagao! chup kyoon bethay ho???
Assalamu alaikum!
hmmm...
* * * reads what Umar has written...runs down to the basement...finds a jharrroo, brings it back and beats Umar on the head with it * * *
ufffff....now that'll teach u a lesson!!! aaenda haar aur ahem ahem, hayaa ka naam aik saath liya to Umar sahab maira danda mat bhooliyay! :P bilkul paas parra hay! aur mai kahan haari hoon?? hain? muqabla shuru huwa nahin hay aur mujhay herwa bhi diya!
hmmm, chalo jokes kay section mai he sahi...ab to yeh muqabla ho ker he rahay gaa!!!
Shiraarty jee
toba hay...jo shakhs boot polish, shampoo kay tor per istemaal kerta hay...uss kay husn kaa mujhay andaza hay! or yeh kiya ongi bongi batain ghaseet laey hain! aray! muqaabla kahan hay??? hmmm...i see...ur scared and just trying to stall the muqabla with ur oot patang batain! aha! tsk tsk tsk
hmmm...lalala la laaalaalaa
welll jee...i will just sit here and wait for the muqabla...
hafta go do my finite homework now...but don't forget I'll be BACK! :-P
Allah baili
Oye yaar! aik baat hamain bhee batao,
yeh "mukaabla" kis cheez ka hai? is kay rules to set kero, hayaa jee, aap bolo. pehlay, faisla kero, mukaabla KAISAY ho ga? phir us kay rules set kero. phir appropriate forum chose kero! phir faislaa ho ga naa!
okay hayaa jee, you want to win na? so you start with how exactly can the mukaabla take place?
haaye haaye ek larki aur teen langoor yeh to bari ziyadati hai hayaaa kay saath :)
hayaa..tum yeah kis kisam kay muqablay main par gai hoo..yar kabhi kissi ko to baksh diya karo.. :)
Soha jee, aap aa ke bandariyo(n) ke group me izafaa karr dei(n) :) :). We boyz don't mind do we yaaro(n) !!??
Talib jee....lol
filwaqt to aap logon say nibatnay kay leye hayaa hee kaafi hai...I think meri zaroorat paray gee nahee...rite hayaa... ;)
agar parh bhi gai to ham hazir hain lekin agar ham maidan main utar aaye to phir apni kher manayee gaa... :)
bhaiyyo aur behnoo,
someone else kaam kee baat bata gaya hai! kuch socho!
Salam!
Sohaaaaaaaaaaa! aray dear, tumhay to patta hay, kisi ko harana mairay baaen haath ka khail hay! hehe, nahin kher, in langoroon say nimmatna koi muskil kaam nahin but u know whattttt? i would love it if u could help me out naaaaaa! akhir aap bhi shararton mai kisi say kam nahin! :)so ur in? rite?! :)
Someone else:
aap say muqaablay mai hissa lainay ko kis nay kaha hay? khuamkhah hi tapak parray hain! ufff, ab aa hee gaey hain to aap ki saza yeh hay keh aap decide karain keh muqaabla kis no`iyyat ka hona chahiyay! samjhay! shabaash! :)
Umar Sahab:
banderon (jaisay kay aap) ko doosray bhi bander he lagtay hain! tsk tsk tsk!
later loogon
Khuda hafiz
shiraarty jee...haan to phir jis nay yeh mukabla shoroo kiya hai to woh he bataye na kay mukabla hai kis cheez ka..... :)
wsalaam hayaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!
fikar mat karo behna main tumharay saat hooon..(ham kissi say kam nahee is ka ham ko hai yaqeen)... :)
lekin yar bachon kay saath mukabla
karnay main maza nahee aata ;)
lekin phir bhi agar meri zaroorat par gai to I will be here for ya!
Mukaablay ka challenge kiyaa tha Hayaa nay, aur hayaa hee rules bataye.
Oh boy yeh kya ho rha hai! I stopped by to read a joke or yahaN muqabla ho rha hai aur wo bhi with out rules....
Ok! how about this
Haya aap as usual koi dukhi sa shair sunaiN...jis say parhnay walay ko sari raat neend na aay.
Soham yaar tum wah wah kurtay rehna...agar thuk jaO to phir thori si wah wah aur kur laina.
Umar or shararty, tum donoN haya kay shair kay jawab mein koi full oot patang mar daina!
jis ki waja say sir mein dard ho aur parhnay walay ko sari raat neend na aay.
Jeetnay wala wo ho ga jo parhnay walay ko sonay na day. ha! ha!
Howzat!
BoSS
Arey you shouldn't be that soney walaa Boss jee, cuz I doubt keh aap ko Hayaa ke dukhi sheir ki wajaa se neend naa aaye. Afterall you're the twelve hour sleep man. BTW aap soney ke ilaawaa kya katey hei(n). Oh logo(n) don't start without me, I'm just busy with a few things but I'm in. Haa(n) tyyaarriyaan wagheraa kar lo, end mei(n) kaam phir bhi nahi(n) aani.
Tasleem,
haha
This is hilarious guyz! Lets see what happens next!
[This message has been edited by Shaira (edited 10-04-98).]
Adaaaaaaaaaab arz kerti hoon!
ufff! sohaaaaaa, yeh kiya kaha? bacchon kay saath muqabla? hain? yahan baccha kon hay? 3 langoor, aur aik mai seedhi bholi bhali si hayaa! _ or haan, ab shayad, boss jee ka izafa ho jaey, per woh insaan thorri hain! woh to woh hay jis ka mujhay bhi nahin patta! buss help me make some rulez okee! just make sure u wear all ur safety gear, ahem ahem, it could get pretty rough!
Boss janab!
jee, dair aaed durust aaed!
HAIN? aap ko sher samajh mai aatay hain? mujhay to thaa keh aap kay liyay her cheez siraf "paani kaa bulbula" hay!?! :)kher, aap kay ratjagay ka intezaam ker diya hay, poetry section mai! :)sweet dreams
hmmm, so u want me to make up the rulez eh!
oh well, baithay bithaey badshahat ko to laat nahin marni chahiyay! so here goes
these r the rulez:
1. no matter what happens i win...
2. if someone doesn't agree then they get kicked out of the muqabla and i win
3. all of u accept ur defeat after, ahem ahem i win!
4. i win!
pooof, i gota do everything around here! so these are the rulez okee ppl! ab mujh say itna kaam kerwaya hay :0 aur yeh itnay saray rulez banwaey hain to bhaee baat yeh hay keh mai thak gaee hoon, ab aap log muqaablay ka decide ker lain. keh kerna kiya hay! theek! ok! :)
Khuda hafiz
To see or not to see that is the question. Friends, Romans, countrymen lend me your ears, I came to....to....to....to tell Hayaa kay miraacioun (especially the ones who themselves admit that they are/were miraaci)sey kisi bhi mukablaay main jeetana mushkil hota hey. But, it's a good thing that Hayaa doesn't need a mukabala to prove that She is a Winner. By-the-way, for the diarrhea of mouth, may I suggest a little soap and water (may also be used for diarrhea of ideas; and, it's excellent in washing face). (Amazed grins)
ai tusee mukaabla karan daye o??
o bhai, jab aik aadmi jeetay baghair maanta hee nahee, to mukaabla kis cheez ka?
baybay pehlay hee maartee rehteehai, ooper say saaray mujhay hee haraatay hain!
fiker na kero main bhee under say bara "khochal hoon! "
!!!!
Re: mukaabla!
