Muhammad Ali was on a flight when a stewerdess reminded him to fasten his seat belt. Muhammad Ali Said: “Superman aint need any seat belt!” The stewerdess replied:
“Superman aint need an airplane either!”
Muhammad Ali fastened his seat belt.
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THAT’S JOKE MAN!
I’D LIKE TO SEE THE LOOK ON HIS FACE AT THE TIME!
CHECK THIS ONE OUT…YOU PROBABLY HEARD IT BEFORE; BUT ANYHOW…
HUSSAIN: MISS, MISS, KYA CHAND KI TAANGEH HOTI HAIN?
MISS: NAY HUSSAIN, CHAND KI TAANGEH NAY HOTI.
HUSSAIN: NAY MISS, CHAND KI TAANGEH HOTI HAIN!
MISS: HUSSAIN KAHA NAA, CHAND KI TAANGEH NAY HOTI!!
HUSSAIN: NAY MISS, KAL RAAT MERE ABBU KEH RAHE THEH, " CHAND, ZARA TAANGEH TOH UTHAA’O!!
MISS: